War Wackadoodling

Obama's Claim:

We can effectively "degrade" ISIS by bombing without causing huge civilian casualties.

ISIS response:

Disperse personnel and heavy weapons among the buildings and domiciles of the general populaltion.

Obama's Claim:

The Iraqi army, the Sunni militias, and the Kurds will be our "boots" on the ground to defeat ISIS.

ISIS response:

The Iraqi Army is a farce that will not fight. The Kurds will only fight for their territory and nearby areas critical to them; we will buy off the Sunni militias just as the Americans bought them off before.

American Pundits' Claim:

If we don't bomb ISIS Europeans and North Americans who have gone to fight for ISIS will return and terrorize us.

ISIS response:

And they will as well if you do bomb ISIS. What in the world are you thinking?